Annoying Orange

Im going to talk abput Pain-apple (damn tht's just so funny)
Ok, there's a conversation between these 2 fruits which is Orange and Pineapple

This could be funny if you do it in a weird a voice.. Trust me..

Orange : Hey who are you?

Pineapple : I'm pineapple

Orange : Dude, why long face? (looking at pineapple from up to down since it was long)

Pineapple : That's not funny, man.

Orange : What's with the knife? (looking at pineapple hair)

Pineapple : That's my hair (feeling mocked)

Orange : (didn't concentrate) What? Where?

Pineapple : Hair!!

Orange : Hair? Where??

Pineapple : Here!! Hair!! (pointing to his hair)

Orange : Where? (he couldn't notice since he has no finger)

Pineapple : You're really annoying, Orange!

Orange : (keep laughing)

And then, came a knife that Pineapple didn't aware!!!

Orange : Hey, KNIFE!!

Pineapple : KNock it off, Orange!! (thought he still mocking his hair)

The knife came down and chop the Pineapple's hair!!

IT KEEP SCREAMING!!

Orange : Man, u are in pain. I should call you Pain-apple.. hahahaha


THE END

My Day With Silly Poems

Star light, Star bright..

First star I see tonight..

I wish I may, I wish I might..

I Wish That Everyday Will Always Bright!

Everyday is the same, nothing ever change..

Who will I ask that may, bring me to a wonderful place..

Where dreams will never be a dream.

Where nightmare always sleeps.

How I hope somebody will come, and sweep me off to a new start =)

The funny thing is, no one will ever sweep off my feet.

FOR THIS IS NOT A FAIRYTALE THAT I WISH.