Annoying Orange

Im going to talk abput Pain-apple (damn tht's just so funny)
Ok, there's a conversation between these 2 fruits which is Orange and Pineapple

This could be funny if you do it in a weird a voice.. Trust me..

Orange : Hey who are you?

Pineapple : I'm pineapple

Orange : Dude, why long face? (looking at pineapple from up to down since it was long)

Pineapple : That's not funny, man.

Orange : What's with the knife? (looking at pineapple hair)

Pineapple : That's my hair (feeling mocked)

Orange : (didn't concentrate) What? Where?

Pineapple : Hair!!

Orange : Hair? Where??

Pineapple : Here!! Hair!! (pointing to his hair)

Orange : Where? (he couldn't notice since he has no finger)

Pineapple : You're really annoying, Orange!

Orange : (keep laughing)

And then, came a knife that Pineapple didn't aware!!!

Orange : Hey, KNIFE!!

Pineapple : KNock it off, Orange!! (thought he still mocking his hair)

The knife came down and chop the Pineapple's hair!!

IT KEEP SCREAMING!!

Orange : Man, u are in pain. I should call you Pain-apple.. hahahaha


THE END

My Day With Silly Poems

Star light, Star bright..

First star I see tonight..

I wish I may, I wish I might..

I Wish That Everyday Will Always Bright!

Everyday is the same, nothing ever change..

Who will I ask that may, bring me to a wonderful place..

Where dreams will never be a dream.

Where nightmare always sleeps.

How I hope somebody will come, and sweep me off to a new start =)

The funny thing is, no one will ever sweep off my feet.

FOR THIS IS NOT A FAIRYTALE THAT I WISH.

Sigh...

I'm sad and bored to DEATH!!

Everybody would felt that way when it comes to holiday, especially me!!

My friend promise to give me back my flashdrive with lot of new songs in there, but once she gave me back, NO NEW SONGS INCLUDED!! And left my holiday MUSIC-less! ><

At first, I was really pissed off but because I don't wanna be a b*tch and yell at her, I just roll my eyes and LOL-ing to myself, quite idiot aren't I?

Well, now my holiday is a bit 'drab' means un-FUN.
But on the bright side, I get to go watch some cool movies in theatre!!

PEACE OUT :P

Have To CAREFUL

You can't be too careful now..

Feeling Alive!

I'm feeling alive!!

You know why? Cause' I've just scolded a few friends of my lil stuck up bro!! That's why!!

These punks treated my bro WAY out of line!! And they're gonna pay!

They keep telling my bro to give them "stuff" and which is --> eraser -.-

(although it's dumb, but can't let them keep doing this, or else they will keep telling him to give other stuff like "something BIG")

These friends of his keep pushing him to give'em, and it's my cue to stop them, (hahaha)

I said loudly : Adam! Why you keep giving things to other?? Don't they know how to buy those things themselves?

And then the friends ran away.. Hahaha, and I thought that was funny and I think it didn't concern with the TITLE..

The End

One Very Stupid, Yet Funny Question..

Arghhh, I accidentally said a bad word..
Well, ok. Here's the story..
My friend ask my other friend :"What is la suo shi(in chinese, go figure) in English..."
And she she said :"Pull the key."

And... oh man, I was really a total fool!!!

And I said :"Pull Key."

And all my friends around me stared at me for a long while, and some of them LAUGH!!!
ARGHH!!

For those who are wise should know what I mean.. (in Chinese or Hokkien, I mean)

Haizzz, so sad...